🔥 Trending Riley Green - Think As You Drunk (Official Video) Lyrics

Riley Green's song "Think As You Drunk" (released in 2026) humorously portrays a man attempting to convince others, and perhaps himself, that he is not intoxicated, despite his words and actions suggesting otherwise ³⁷. The lyrics capture a classic country music scenario where the protagonist is in a bar, arguing with the bartender and struggling with basic recollections.

The song opens with an intro count: "(One, two, a one, two)" ¹⁸.

The first verse begins with the protagonist confronting someone, likely the bartender:

"Just who the hell do you think you are?

I pay the light bill in this bar

Hey, what you mean you're gonna cut me off?

Just shut up and give me that beer I bought

I got no idea who took my keys

Or who put this l..." ¹⁵⁸

The humor of the song lies in the protagonist's increasingly absurd justifications and his inability to maintain a coherent argument, ultimately losing the debate with every word he utters ³. The track is seen as an homage to Toby Keith ⁷.